The Regional Manager Glasses in Case (NO AUTOGRAPH)

Fact: This Is a Collectible. Custom Glasses in Acrylic Display Case

PLEASE BE PATIENT AS ALL ITEMS ARE ON PRE-ORDER. PRODUCTS WILL SHIP IN APPROX 9-12 WEEKS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE (or sooner). Each piece is custom made. Production timelines account for manufacturing lead times. We appreciate your patience — it’s worth the wait!

Bears. Beets. Identity theft.

This collectible features a custom pair of Dwight–style glasses, inspired by the unmistakable look worn by Rainn Wilson, presented in a premium clear acrylic display case with engraved base.

The engraving reads:
“IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE.”
Because it’s not. Millions of families suffer every year.

Designed to be displayed proudly on a desk, shelf, or anywhere you want to silently intimidate coworkers and friends, this piece is equal parts comedy history and serious office authority.

100% of proceeds from this autographed edition benefit Lidè Haiti, a foundation co-founded by Rainn Wilson.

Lidè Haiti operates in rural Haiti, providing arts-based education, health services, and literacy programs for over 1,200 at-risk adolescent girls, helping them transition into academic or vocational education through programs focused on theater, photography, writing, and creative expression.

Buying this piece supports real impact — not just great comedy.

Product Details

• Custom Dwight-style glasses

• Premium clear acrylic display case

• Black base with engraved quote
  

• Designed for display (not vision correction… probably)

Why You Need This

• Instantly recognizable to other fans

• A perfect desk flex for Assistant to the Regional Manager energy

• A conversation starter that requires no further explanation

• Supports education and empowerment through the arts

Important Disclaimer

Wearing these does not make you Regional Manager.
But it does make your home or desk significantly more powerful.